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A green dragon, over 25 feet in length has been seen in the waters off Lovers Point, looking for a meal, some say. Being a descendant of European dragons, this one may go away hungry when it finds only jewelesque named princesses, and no damsels in distress. Monterey Bay Aquarium experts say that these dragons pose no threat to the environment, and in fact help keep waters clean by consuming crude oil spills to fuel its fiery breath. The creature does appear to be a hazard to scuba divers, after subduing divers it wears them on its hide as decoration. |
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Koong-se,
aka Princess Topaz (so named for the golden lights that twinkled from
her eyes) has been reported missing since last Saturday. Her last known
whereabouts were a harbor in Cathay. Mandarin T'so told FOL that Koong-se
had heard the news and became quite despondent for she was in love with
a poor, young scholar only known as Chang.